Quantum of Solace (2008) – Movie Review

Latest 007 installment titillates yet reveals little substance.

Arts, Editorial / ,

20 November 2008

 

2.5 out of 5

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Oh James. Your stunts electrify. Your chases cause the blood to course through my veins. Your penchant for hooking up w/ exotic beauties the world over gives me a tinge of hidden jealousy. Daniel Craig is doing a fantastic job in making you come alive on the screen – not some flimsy brit with lame-ass whit.

In particular James, you’re getting really physical in your close quarters combat – reminds me of how our friend Jason Bourne plies his trade. Much more realistic.

I know I shouldn’t expect an actual story and narrative, but I do. And because I actually demand some pull from the narrative to get me past the fact I’m in a movie theater, I have to let you know that I only give this film 2.5 out of 5 rating increments.

I will come see you again, and again, and again. I’ve got a mean man-crush on you James. Lets hope your handlers create your next adventure with a tad more substance.

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