How to be a hit at a 7 year old’s birthday party.
Channel your inner Darth Vader for a truly memorable event.
- Purchase Darth Vader costume at local party shop or via the wide world of webs
- Don’t don the suit too quickly – I know you’ve been wanting to put it on since it arrived via UPS and you let the UPS guy know how psyched you were to wear it.
- Make sure the kids have had their lunch and have had plenty of caffeine and sugar.
- Sneak off and put on the costume making sure no one knows what you’re up to.
- Slink back to the party.
- Using your best ‘This is CNN’ James Earl Jones voice, query with authority: “Where is the Birthday Boy/Girl?”
- Prepare to be bum-rushed by kids high on said caffeine/sugar – protect your privates, expect to field a flurry of punches and kicks as the kids are transported into a frenzy of excitement.
- Remember that a little effort and childlike fun on the part of an adult can go a long way in a kids life.


This was a great piece. I don’t think you have to limit it to child’s parties. It could be fun for all!
Thx al :)