The Finest Corinthian Leather

Found, The Internets / ,

10 September 2008

 

Link: Chrysler Cordoba commercial with Ricardo Montalbán

I know my own needs, and what I need from an automobile, I know I get from this new Cordoba.

I could ask for nothing beyond the quality of Cordoba’s workmanship, the tastefulness of its appearance.

I request nothing beyond the thickly cushioned luxury of seats available even in soft Corinthian leather.

Yet, it is on the highway where Cordoba best answers my demands.

I have much more in this small Chrysler than great comfort at a most pleasant price.

I have great confidence, for which there can be no price.

In Cordoba, I have what I need.

 

The Miami 305’s Triumph Victoriously

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9 September 2008

 

Despite all the smack-talk, the veteran El Pollo Diablo’s were unable to match the output of the Rookie 305’s. Frank Gore, former standout running back from The U, led all 305’s scorers with 21 points. “Hey, eventhough The U has been known as Quarterback U for decades now, the Canes still can churn out RB’s,” said The Miami 305’s coach Rob Rubinoff. “When it comes to game-day, there’s no-one else I’d like to be handling the pigskin than a former Miami Hurricane,” Rubinoff quiped.

Rob Bridges, coach of the disappointing El Pollo Diablo (The Devil Chicken), was not able to be reached before press. However, a spokesperson for Mr. Bridges, his 5 year old daughter, released the following statement to the media:

“My Daddy is very mean when he looses. He was crying and throwing popcorn all over the family room. Mom said he even kicked the dog. I know Daddy picked a crappy team, but please – for the love of us little kids – please let my Daddy win next week.”

When asked to comment on the Diablo’s press release, Miami 305’s coach Rubinoff relented “Yeah – I wish I hadn’t beat up so much on those Diablo’s. You sure hate to mess with someone’s emotional balance and serenity… But when it comes to game-day, there’s no-one else I’d like to be handling the pigskin than a former Miami Hurricane.”

Next up for The Miami 305’s – Verde’s Vampires.

 

Week One: Miami 305 vs. El Pollo Diablo

Sport /

7 September 2008

 

OK – I admit it. Despite my pre-league jitters in having never played fantasy football, I am psyched and excited for today’s matchup against my boss, Rob Bridges and his El Pollo Diablo team. On paper projection from ESPN.com, I am favored by 19. Rob was talking some major smack on friday morning at work – letting me know he was going to let me win just like he lets his 5 year old win at checkers. Ouch! That has some sting in it!

We shall see who claims victory by monday night’s end…

UPDATE: At the end of the 2nd quarter of the sunday afternoon games, I am up 70-56. Ricky Williams huge disappointment w/ 3 points. Jay Pennington big surprise w/ 21 points on my bench to Hasselback’s 11. Bucs hold for 14 pts on D. Frank Gore is tearing it up in the 1st half. Already w/ 16 pts. This is fun.

 

Canes Play Gators Tight – Lose In End

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7 September 2008

 

26-3. Those are the numbers that will run across the ticker and sit atop the box-scores for Saturday night’s game between the #5 ranked Florida Gators and The U. Those numbers however belie a true accomplishment in how the young Hurricanes stymied and held the Gators to a mere 6 point lead for three quarters of play.

DEFENCE: Watch out. The Canes are fast, aggressive as demonstrated in their capacity to shut down a Heisman trophy winner and SEC powerhouse. The defensive line is comprised of hungry monsters. Linebackers show fantastic speed. Secondary able to stay with and cut-off Florida’s talented receiving core (as demonstrated by Gators QB taking sacks and hits).

OFFENCE: Robert Marve has the swagger, mobility and arm of a QB worthy of playing at Quarterback U. His ability to roll-out and laser to receivers is an awesome capability – and this was his first D-I start – and it was in the Swamp. RB’s look as though they have some work to do although they were able to find holes at times in the Gator front. WR’s need some maturing but no doubt will be a threat moving forward.

COACHING: Poise. Discipline. Unintimidated. Maybe one mistake was playing Jacory Harris as QB for more than a single series just as Marve was getting some rythym and making things tick. I don’t think it made a difference in the end.

Playing in a relatively weak conference overall, I think The U has a real chance of being at the top of the ACC at year’s end and maybe even winning it out-right. Florida is a super-talented team led by last year’s Heisman trophy winner Tim Tebou. The Canes played them tight – toe to toe. I am really excited for UM football despite the loss.

 

Cledus ‘Snowman’ Snow, RIP

Culture / ,

3 September 2008

 

You made jabbin’ on the C.B. radio cool. You made love for a slobbering hound something a man could aspire to. You made runnin’ from the law and aiding and abetting a fugutive seem perfectly inline with mainstream moral convictions.

You stood up to Buford T. Justice and helped the Bandit escape.

Snowman, I solute you.

 

Smokey the Bear Makeover

Culture /

3 September 2008

 

In the anthropomorphic Smokey, note the human dentition and eyes. Learn more about Smokey and check him out over the years in posters and other media at his website: http://www.smokeybear.com/index.asp

 

Time Warp – Discovery Channel

Arts, Culture / ,

2 September 2008

 

Came across a link to a youtube video today that showed how a dog really drinks water… Not what I expected. Slowing things down w/ super slow-mo yields very cool video.

Youtube video of Dog Drinking: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CWlVbgCKjkk

Time Warp – Discovery Channel Website: http://dsc.discovery.com/tv/time-warp/time-warp.html

 

Movie Review: The Hidden Fortress

Arts, Editorial / ,

2 September 2008

 

3.5 out of 5 stars

Akira Kurasawa – noted Japaneese director and well loved by movie afficionados. I was impressed by his brilliant cinematography – wonderful contrast in black and white. Great, timeless story. Apparently this film helped Lucas in creating the concept for Attack of the Clones – in particular telling the story from two of the lowliest characters.

 

Movie Review: To Catch A Thief

Arts, Editorial / ,

2 September 2008

 

4 out of 5 stars

Carey Grant is too smooth. Grace kelly is too beautiful. They truly were paired well in this film – a personal favorite of mine. Grant and Kelly share witty banter. They epitomize cool and classic.

 

Canes Cross New Stadium Threshold

Sport /

29 August 2008

 

The University of Miami Hurricanes embark on a new era, playing their home opener in Dolphin Stadium. UM triumphed 52-7 in front of 48,119, a very respectable number given the Canes’ recent mediocrity in a fickle fan town and their opponents I-AA atheletic classification.

I spoke w/ my dad on my way home from work – he was on his way to the game. I wish I could have been there with him – going to UM football games is something we’ve done together since as early as I can remember. I recall going to games before I could even understand what was going on – my dad would grab my attention during kick-off’s and punts because i enjoyed watching the ball go so high and the teams run at eachother.

I’m planning on going down to Miami for a game this season and look forward to watching The U in their new home.

 

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