Chad Pennington Is A NY Jets Agent Of Destruction

Miami Dolphins QB throws 4 interceptions in 27-9 defeat to the Baltimore Ravens.

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4 January 2009

 

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I knew there was a reason why I couldn’t honestly root for surpisingly successful Miami Dolphins QB Chad Pennington. He’s a J.E.T.S. JETS AGENT OF DESTRUCTION!

I give it to the Jets – planting this implosion device and pulling off the distracting move of hiring Favre for a year. Very sneaky indeed. Like some sort of sleeper-cell terrorist, Pennington unleashed his destruction today in Dolphins Stadium in front of the Phins faithful and the rest of the world.

Damn You NY JETS. Damn You Chad Pennington AGENT OF DESTRUCTION.

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2 Responses to “Chad Pennington Is A NY Jets Agent Of Destruction”

  1. Alice says:

    I knew there was a conspiracy. Do you think Joe Pa was involved as well?

 

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