I knew there was a reason why I couldn’t honestly root for surpisingly successful Miami Dolphins QB Chad Pennington. He’s a J.E.T.S. JETS AGENT OF DESTRUCTION!
I give it to the Jets – planting this implosion device and pulling off the distracting move of hiring Favre for a year. Very sneaky indeed. Like some sort of sleeper-cell terrorist, Pennington unleashed his destruction today in Dolphins Stadium in front of the Phins faithful and the rest of the world.
Damn You NY JETS. Damn You Chad Pennington AGENT OF DESTRUCTION.