FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE:
December 27, 2009
(Miami-Dade County, FL) — Today, Miami-Dade County Mayor, Carlos Alvarez, enacted public legislation aimed at abating the public scourge of badger infestation with a first of its kind open hunting season.
Badgers, are short-legged, heavy-set sausage-a-vores in the weasel family.
“They are an unwanted vermin and spread pestilence among the masses. They should be shot on sight and disposed of promptly.” remarked Mayor Alvarez.
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