Miami Dade County Opens Badger Hunting Season

I’m getting excited for Tuesday night’s Citrus Bowl showdown between The Miami Hurricanes and the Wisconsin Badgers.

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27 December 2009

 

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FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE:
December 27, 2009

(Miami-Dade County, FL) — Today, Miami-Dade County Mayor, Carlos Alvarez, enacted public legislation aimed at abating the public scourge of badger infestation with a first of its kind open hunting season.

Badgers, are short-legged, heavy-set sausage-a-vores in the weasel family.

“They are an unwanted vermin and spread pestilence among the masses. They should be shot on sight and disposed of promptly.” remarked Mayor Alvarez.

PS – Yes, I know I suck at photoshop. But I had fun doing it.

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